Gentoo Linux alT3rnaT!ve Documentation Quiz

1.  Gentoo Documentation Project Quiz

Who is the lead of english translations?

What would you say to fox2mike if he broke hardened docs?

What do you think about smithj when he blocks all your computer with x-screensaver crap?

How to react when other team members propose to marry you?

What is the proper way of fixing a <version> tag you forgot to bump (again)?

How would you remove a doc without waking up neysx's catfish?

What would you do if someone like ... folijami appeared in your bug and what is the proper way of lowering his karma?

Why shouldn't the Handbook be touched and how many extra fingers you should buy before doing that?

Is there any other way to keep your fingers with you after messing up the Handbook?

Who is called the PUNK here and what is the proper way of pwning him?

How can you give a warm welcome to GDP to a new member on @dev mailing list? (describe all the knives, torches and stakes you would use)

Why shouldn't you say "I don't read documentation, I write it!" when pointed to http://gdp.gentoo.org?

How much time does an indian wedding take and wtf we are going to do without our little devil during it?

What do you send to rane as a present after he breaks all the overviews, indexes and install instructions with a just one commit? (yes, it's possible)

What is the best way of motivating others to work?

What is wrong with the following code snippet of a Gentoo Handbook main file except the fact that it's in german?

<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?>
<!DOCTYPE guide SYSTEM "/dtd/guide.dtd">

<book lang="de">
<title>Gentoo Sicherheit</title>

Suppose you have a document on the differences between distributions. The document has the following chapters and sections.

Chapter: What is a Distribution?
Chapter: What are the Differences?
Section:    Optimization
Section:    Availability
Section:    Software Choices
Section:    Internationalisation
Section:    Software Maintenance
Section:    Branding
Section:    Installation
Section:    System Configuration
Chapter: What is Gentoo?
Chapter: Gentoo's Advantages

How would you create a hidden link to a porn site?

How can you circumvent the policy of not leaving <pre> without captions?

What is *really* behind this false GDP project?

H0w c4n y0u h4ck t0pd0cs t0 b3 th3 f1rst (t0 r34ch the f4m3)? Provide a sample script to do that, explain why it's in ruby and why are the French first again?

Where's YosWinK?

Someone notices a grammar issue on one of Gentoo's pages and reports it on IRC. What do you do to convince fox2mike to fix it?

A patch for "KaBooZa Guide" has been submitted to Bugzilla and you have decided to take care of it even though you know nothing about KaBooZa. How can you lie to the user and mark it as invalid?